The Team
Retro Remakes is very much a group effort from a number of folks who all came together through a love of remakes. Whilst this page won’t tell you much in the way of anything useful about them - it’ll certainly give you an idea of who does what about the place. We’re not telling you which one of us brushes the Womble though…
Flynn: Site Admin, List Maintainer and Film Lover
Rumour has it that Flynn does not exist outside of our imagination, but webcam footage was recently unearthed from the BBC archives to disprove this theory. A strong believer in keeping the house in order, Flynn was last seen hoovering IRC whilst wearing a tutu. [homepage]
Jimster: Site Admin, Rewind Editor and Doodler
Jimster was born the eighth son of an eighth son narrowly avoiding the destruction of earth by a few generations. Little is known about what super powers are stored within his hollow shell of a body but rumour has it that Tony Hart ran to the hills upon being accosted by a semi transparant Jimster at a recent Guild Of Artists meeting. [homepage]
Mrs Bob: Site Admin and She Who Must Be Obeyed
In 2005, CNN ran a report on Kittens Of Mass Destruction and their use in the battlefield. It is believed that Mrs Bob nurtures and farms kittens which shall one day overthrow the human race. Naturally, both Mrs Bob and the twenty million kittens in her possession deny all knowledge. [homepage]
Oddbob: Site Admin and Gob Almighty
Famed celebrity baiter, Oddbob is not the first of our team under the spotlight. Single handedly responsible for the rise of Western Civilisation, Oddbob professes to a love of pixellated kettles and refuses to acknowledge the existence of gravity. [homepage]
Spraydough: Site Admin, News Poster and Genius
Rumour has it that Spraydough is an ephemeral being from the dark universes that exist only out of the corner of your eye, a place where Phil Collins was known to reside and naked ladies covet their handbags with fear. [homepage]
STompy: Site Admin, Web Guru and Tease
STompy was not born unto this world a man, he plummeted from the stars wearing nothing but his Superman underwear and a nuclear powered hat. The secrets contained in STompy’s trousers are so far ahead of current science that he is unable to display them in public without fear of capture. [homepage]
The Caffeine Kid: Site Admin, News Poster and Coffee Inhumer
His bubbles of laughter have been known to keep divers alive during the most extreme of deep sea explorations and are often sold at Millets stores as survival kits for the faint of heart. Despite being pressed frequently, we are unable to confirm as to wether the rumours of him managing the rock band Iron Maiden are true or false. [homepage]
The Codex: Site Admin, Genius and Voice Of Reason
The Codex is a transdimensional being of immense power allegedly starting life in the fevered imagination of H.P. Lovecraft before assuming a fleshy form. Many attempts have been made to win The Codex in staring competitions and so far, the only known winner was a small kitten from Kansas answering to the name of “George”. [homepage]
