Okay, mine is done. It's about a days work.
Name: Candy Carp HD.http://tardis.dk/retro/silly/CandyCarpHD.zip
It's a carp-al tunnel syndrome simulator....with candy.
Use the arrowkeys to control & left CTRL to fire.
I've done my very best to use profanity and implement sloppiness all around. I hope it's bad enough.
Okay, so it's not really a remake of anything in particular - just a crap idea.
...it IS a one-screen game though...it scrolls (in glorious smooth 48pixel steps)...so it's just a very very long screen.
...not that you'll probably get that far anyway because (since it's a [s]carp[/s] crap game anyway) I didn't actually do as much as I should have to make sure your fish will fit through all gaps in the scenery. Carp game, indeed.